Laugh Therapy Advocate Gifts

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

Medical Cabinet

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"I knew you'd understand."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Mathematician on the couch.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I'm becoming predictable.'