Laughter Therapy Lover Pillows

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

'Your oil light just went on.'

"The doctor will be in soon. Hang your clothes and any sense of modesty in the closet."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Crab with a clown face.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Get crazy once in a while

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'I hate Mondays.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."