Laughter Lover Pillows

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Whoa – way too much information."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

Yoga feasibility studies.

Man in bed to hospital clown: 'It may surprise you to hear that, actually, morphine is the best medicine.'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'Too Low?'

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'

'My doctor says I should try to have more fun at work.'

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

'Where are the kids?'

Indian checks email and sees that he has received Smokesignals.

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

"What's the occasion?"

Man sees sign on hospital: 'Heart Surgeons Wanted' 'Immediate Openings'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

Sigmund Freud, Massage Therapist

'He really captured her in this one.'

"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."

"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."

'If you step up to the curtain, we'll begin the cat scan.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'