Laughter Lines Lover Pillows

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Get crazy once in a while

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

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