Laughter Lines Lover Gifts

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crab with a clown face.

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Stephen Fry

This side is the gag reel.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

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