Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"What's the next best medicine?"

"I can't go"

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"You rang ?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is in fact, a goat."

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'

'I'm always like this, and my family was wondering if you could prescribe a mild depressant.'

"So, Mr. Smith, remember that little chat you had with the surgeon...?"

Nitrous Oxide.

"I'm not sure slipping notes under the door is the best communications strategy."

'On the other hand, maybe humor shouldn't be analyzed.'

"Go down there and make them laugh."

"Make that sound again, you know, the one that makes me laugh."

"Proving negligence on the wall owner will be difficult, especially since you had no business up there."

"You're sicker than I think."

'You don't do faith healing, do you?'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Let me check my card file for a joke about your condition."

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'When I said send in the clowns, I meant the sales reps.'

'Wish me luck! You're my first.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'I'd like to thank you...at least I eat tonight.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

A hand from a Port-a-John desperately reaching for a roll of toilet paper has it rolls away

'So, still won't talk eh?'

'We're hyenas, Simon, we laugh, we don't smirk.'

"The whole family had 'funny tummies' on holiday. I brought back the samples for you!"

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

Billy Connolly

"That's the new chap who said he could do the job standing on his head."

Fast Food Ordering Confusion