Laughter Therapy Fan Pillows

Laughter Therapy.

"We'll open the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

Licensed Therapist

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"Teach me not to care."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

Can I take your disorder?

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Sardine psychologist.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

'So, tell me about your childhood...'