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Laughter Therapy.

"We'll open the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

"The bad news is you do have a lump the size of a golf ball. The good news is my tests indicate it's just a golf ball."

Licensed Therapist

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Turn your head and laugh.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Teach me not to care."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Can I take your disorder?

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Sardine psychologist.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Why don't we just talk first before we resort to that.

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."