Gross-out Humor Lover Gifts

Little Shop of Horrors

"Oh, wait - I think that's my scab collection. . ."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pet Cemetery.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Food fight!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Well son, it seems a bit of a fuss for an overdue library book.'

Brain Fart

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

Death model.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Puppy Turds (just 50 cents! Wow!)

One armed bandit workout.

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.'

"Hey—nice place!"

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!