Garbage Humor Lovers Pillows

"Sure we get enough to eat, but it's all so damn soggy."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Fill 'er up!'

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

'We're out of peanut butter.'

Smiley Trash.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

He Watched Sports

"I love this job!"

'He died happy. Internet advertisers successfully microtargeted his every desire.'

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who ca-ca, doo-doo."

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

"No, kids, Grandma isn't 'way older' than these trees."

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Stop touching me.'

'Thanks for putting in a new engine... Pity you forgot to take out the old one.'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"Some day son this will be all yours."

"That came out of your ear?"

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

Little Shop of Horrors

Graveyard Shifts