Garbage Humor Lovers Mugs

"Sure we get enough to eat, but it's all so damn soggy."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Pet Cemetery.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'Fill 'er up!'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Smiley Trash.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

'We're out of peanut butter.'

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

He Watched Sports

Boogers Pick Your own

"I love this job!"

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

'Sure, I'm made from recycled parts and I'm green, but that doesn't mean I'm an environmentalist.'

Junk Mail

"No, kids, Grandma isn't 'way older' than these trees."

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who ca-ca, doo-doo."

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

'He died happy. Internet advertisers successfully microtargeted his every desire.'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Stop touching me.'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

'He was always buried in his work.'

"That came out of your ear?"

'Thanks for putting in a new engine... Pity you forgot to take out the old one.'

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

"Some day son this will be all yours."

Little Shop of Horrors