Garbage Gurus Gifts

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Not that slowly back...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"