Garbage Disposal Experts Gifts

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Dustbin monster.

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Fishing for Litter

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Brain Bomb Detector

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Magnet at scrapyard

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Earth day - spring clean.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'What training do I get?'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

80% recycled

Buried Rubbish

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Taking Technology to the Developing World.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'