Garbage Disposal Experts Gifts

No, that's the garbage disposal.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Dustbin monster.

Fishing for Litter

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Brain Bomb Detector

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Magnet at scrapyard

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Earth day - spring clean.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

80% recycled

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'What training do I get?'

Buried Rubbish

Taking Technology to the Developing World.