Overhead Bin Enthusiast Gifts

Cull people who take up all the overhead bin space on airplanes

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Data, data everywhere!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'Now you're talking my language.'

Where has he been so long?

Safe harbour

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

"Here's a good one for you. Just four words; bear proof garbage cans."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Zero Tolerance

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Growing up/growing out.

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

The Attorney Barn

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Self-Storage

STRIP Hambone: Talking Fortran

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

"It's deliciously trashy."