Bin Management Pro Gifts

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Secretive Weigh In.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Now you're talking my language.'

'The cat did it.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'They must be trash fish!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

Zero Tolerance

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"One day son, all this will be landfill."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...