Bin Management Pro Gifts

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Now you're talking my language.'

'The cat did it.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'They must be trash fish!'

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Zero Tolerance

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

"One day son, all this will be landfill."

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"