Bin Diver Gifts

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Travellers

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

It was an impulse buy.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Cash Rebate

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Man overloaded with samples

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Virtual Snorkeling

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

Here, There, Everywhere.

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

The textural omnivore.

Virtual Reality/Snorkel & Mask