Discount Diver Gifts

Black Friday

"Today's special offer: 50% off items you don't really need."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Man overloaded with samples

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Plastic glass was on sale during construction, so I added a built-in aquarium."

Cash Rebate

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'The Questioner'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Unusual Offers

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'But what do you sell?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

It was an impulse buy.

Question Mark

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.