Discount Diver Mugs

Black Friday

"Today's special offer: 50% off items you don't really need."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Man overloaded with samples

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Plastic glass was on sale during construction, so I added a built-in aquarium."

Cash Rebate

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'The Questioner'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Unusual Offers

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'But what do you sell?'

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

It was an impulse buy.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'