Degree Diver Gifts

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Travellers

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Question Mark

It was an impulse buy.

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Cash Rebate

He was forced to take early retirement.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Man overloaded with samples

Falling Rock

Sitting In