Overhead Enthusiast Gifts

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Blend Schools

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Office of quality assurance"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'Look a huge bird!'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'