Wheelie Bin Adventurer Gifts

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Knight in shining Lycra!

A crab with a utility knife claw

Swing dancers.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Face Painting.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

"That's the patent number."

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'Yes, Grandad's busy decorating the tree.'

The wheel.

Prehistoric circus

Decorative Evidence