Wellie Boot Enthusiast Gifts

Farmers

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Wedding Wellies

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Down On the Farm

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Trying on boots

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

High heel

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"