Wellie Wearer Gifts

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

Knight in shining Lycra!

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Wedding Wellies

'Going up?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

David Bowie

David Bowie

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The day after Father's Day.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"That's the patent number."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

Rooting.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Let's take a shelfie!!

Prehistoric circus

Person of the Decade

Farmers

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Festival Goer!

Wheelies Gang.

Have you been naughty or nice?

The Country Wedding.

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'Walk with me.'