Wheelie Wonder Gifts

"That's the patent number."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

Glastonbury. After.

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Hot dog warmer

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"What an amazing view!"