Wheelie Bin Adventurer T-Shirts

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Swing dancers.

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Pea green

Face Painting.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"That's the patent number."

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Prehistoric circus

The wheel.

'Yes, Grandad's busy decorating the tree.'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

Decorative Evidence