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'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Mediterranean Martini

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"...but, seriously..."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

Smiley Trash.

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.

'Oh gross, manure.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"I love this job!"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Junk Mail

Black Widow's husband.

Danger - Hard Hat Area

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.

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