Garbage Gag Appreciator Prints

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Mediterranean Martini

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"...but, seriously..."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"It's the deep end."

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Smiley Trash.

'Oh gross, manure.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"I love this job!"

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Black Widow's husband.

Danger - Hard Hat Area

ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

Express lane - zero items.

Jeff has a Case of the Squits.