Classic Gag Collector Prints

Danger - Hard Hat Area

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'This milk smells funny.'

Armadillo playing accordion.

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Digi Football. Game Pos. Here's another one with "batteries not included" --- I'm beginning to think Santa owns stock in a battery company.

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Joke 'Joke shop'