Classic Gag Collector Prints

Danger - Hard Hat Area

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Mediterranean Martini

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'This milk smells funny.'

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Surprise!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Joke 'Joke shop'