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'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Blue Tit Bank.

Goldie.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Confusion at the recycling centre.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Green Industrial Revolution

Clean the world.

Smiley Trash.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

grabbed by the bottle bank...

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"It's deliciously trashy."

"I love this job!"

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'GO GREEN!'