Garbage Appreciation Society T-Shirts

Uh-oh, he's giving you the "stink eye"! I think somebody liiikes yooouuu!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Green Trash

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"Delivery."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Bin Inspector

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Recycled garbage

Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Too much information.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Buried Rubbish

Goldie.

Festive Recycling

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.