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"How do the Thompsons have such adorable trash?"

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Made with 100% recycled material.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Don Alahambra

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

Garbage is a collector's item.

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

For Hire: Fast Relief from....

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'