Gas Admirer T-Shirts

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

Claus 2.0

Painting clouds

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Football

Life and Death

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Flying in Formation.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Now hiring.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Left Behind

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'He has really taken to the training.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"My, it feels good to sit down."