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'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Caption contest"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Farmer Christmas.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Car traffic.

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"And one with no bun."

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

Wine Factory

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.