Horsepower Admirers T-Shirts

"Caption contest"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Where Zebra's Come From.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Nag, Nag, Nag.

Aged Centaur.

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"