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Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Caption contest"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

Sandcastles

Cow outboard engine

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'