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"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"I need to tinkle."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Caption contest"

Filling up.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Sandcastles

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

Nuclear energy.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Think Basics.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Micheal Schumacher.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"You're violating my airspace."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Oh, sorry, it's in kryptonite mode.

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."