Mechanical Horse Enthusiast T-Shirts

Early Sport Utility Vehicle

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'It's a hybrid.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Horse Clean-up

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'