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"Nope, just more damn dimes."

Tunnel of Like.

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4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Scrambler.

Parents compare buggies

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

Hard-working.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Refueling Electric Cars

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

WD40

Route 666

An Incendiary in the Loft

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of icebergs.

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

Man falling over whilst dancing

Robot Sculpture

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.