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Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Ironing day.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Stubborn Horses

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."