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Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Ironing day.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

"Hello?"

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."