Iron Horse Enthusiast Gifts

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Ironing day.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

"Hello?"

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."