Classic Horse Enthusiast Gifts

Old gent advising a young boy not to gallop up a hill - Boy spurns advice and says he has a second horse waiting at the top

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What's founder?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."