Classic Horse Enthusiast Mugs

Old gent advising a young boy not to gallop up a hill - Boy spurns advice and says he has a second horse waiting at the top

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."