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The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Stubborn Horses

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Unplug and chill out."

Punch Initials - O

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Brawnstorming session.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Decorating the Stables

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."