Iron Horse Rider Pillows

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Herb's from Texas."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Stubborn Horses

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Unplug and chill out."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Punch Initials - O

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Decorating the Stables

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."