Iron Warrior Pillows

Mr Muscles competition

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Hockey Season.

'Dog eat dog.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'I hate Mondays.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Working 9 to 5.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Why am I running?

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'At least I don't have his life.'