Internet Warrior Pillows

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

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"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Hackers & Co.: Gone Phishing.

Internet security illustration.

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"No. the doctor didn't prescribe any medication for my high blood pressure. He just told me to stop trying to win on-line arguments with anti-vaxxers."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Meta data retention.

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"Popup ads have gotten way too aggressive."

"I've downloaded this app that stops internet trolls."

"Enough game requests already!"

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

I NEVER accept cookies...

"You're not under a deluge of social media abuse? Wow. You must be losing your relevance!"

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post

"It's been nearly twenty minutes since I totally over-reacted to something I read online."

Cybersecurity

"Listen kid, instead of catching these crooks, couldn't I just badmouth the on my website?"

"Thank goodness Facebook is back. For a few hours I had no idea where to direct my rage."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

SOPA supporters regroup.

Social Media Attacks.

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

Censoring the internet.

'Keep your money - just give me your phone, account numbers, and passwords.'

Man restrained from using computer. His friend says: 'Leave it Dave, he's not worth it ? it's only a chatroom.'

North Korea Cyber Army attacks US websites.