Information Warrior Pillows

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Censorship.

Free Internet Access

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Cyberwarfare

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.