Intellect Warrior Pillows

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Censorship.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

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