Intellect Warrior T-Shirts

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Censorship.

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Tell us something we don't know."

Free Internet Access

Truth In Education

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.