Thought Warrior Pillows

Stop thinking!

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Twitter censorship

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Challenge and solution

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Coleridge'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Chinese History: Redwash

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Examiners.