Identity Warrior Pillows

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Censorship.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Information Security

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Free Internet Access

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Meta data retention.

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.